centerNegative

And here’s even more needless, over-rated memery, because canines spouting ridiculous proverbs is at the heart of bad comedy. I saw Misogyny Dog on /b/weeks ago, and I guess it was just some spur-of-the-moment outburst someone was having to flush out all the women-hating sentiment that’s been building up in the world. Let’s be honest: plenty of people think of it but not just anyone has the sense to put a mean face and brightly-coloured background to it. I’m going to go out on a limb and say the person who created these was a desperate and troubled individual but that doesn’t mean we can’t all laugh at the effort. Enjoy the sexist, psychotic ravings of Misogyny Dog.

Yup, even more 4chan bandwagoning. I’ve passed by the Courage Wolf meme, yet another Advice Dog spin-off, many times and paid it no mind, but I recently came upon a cache of these images and they not only cracked me up until caffeinated energy drink shot from my nose, they actually made me feel better. Of course, some are just silly; that’s the point of any decent meme, really. But there were a couple that actually stood out to me as being cheesily brilliant and effective, rivaling the teaching’s of some of history’s greatest Stoics. And like any Internet douchebag needlessly inspired by Anonymous’s unintentionally constructive humour, I had to whip up just a few of my own, using recycled metal lyrics, and unoriginal tidbits of personal wisdom. And my balls. Oh yeah. Thanks, Courage Wolf!

So here’s a small sampling of both the inspiring and the cheesey — the first 9 were brought to you by Anonymous, the last 9 are my own attempts at capturing Courage Wolf’s amazing and perfect blend of rage and encouragement.